Paula Abdul - Forever Your Girl

Paula Abdul is like a big ol' slobber dog to me. She's just a big silly dope who knows nothin' but lovin', and thus is cute no matter how much she drools. I have lost all possible cynicism in the face of such a sweet and loving person, and I consider that a good thing. I'm glad to see her on the biggest TV show in the history of TV shows or whatever (they tell me it is extremely popular), because frankly TV needs a hell of a lot more nice people like her.

There is no defense for loving this record as much as I do, nor do I care to make one.