Stop it man, I'm dyin' over here...

I'm trying to figure out who if anybody I want to vote for tomorrow. I'll just write in Ray Ubinger's name wherever I can't find a positive choice. Such as my school board district, with has an idiot incumbent vs. a kid who just fell off the turnip truck and knows everything about how to run your life vs. Frederick Davis, a nice guy I've met before with a great libertarian name. But I just cannot bring myself to vote for him - for school board, mind you - after reading gems like this in his questionnaire:

"I should be elected because I am qualified as an individual who is currently and has been active in seeking & working toward excellent in education for all children."

The entire laff riot can be found here.

Note the frequent use of both "and" and the ampersand in the same sentence.